Promise Me Something Better

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Who writes for Dove Chocolates? Those carpe diem messages imprinted on the foil Promises wrappers? Today the peanut butter ones encouraged me to feel the sun on my face, make a date with my favorite book and think beyond limits. Please. If I'm diving into the chocolate, something decidedly non-zen has just happened.

If I were a writer on Dove's payroll, I'd unwrap these beauts:

Five minutes behind the ape guy on heavy meds in spin class. Worth it?

Add a food group. Call it Who-Cares.

Kiss before eating. My caramel is like mucus.

Fold laundry while eating. Eliminate guilt.

Bite me. No, really.

That fantasy? Re-live it. It's healthier than me.

Joanie loves Chachi. Without Joanie.

Turns your mother-in-law's voice into Charlie Brown's teacher.

Just like the cabana boy's skin.

In all seriousness, they're listening. Submit yours here.

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