Displeased with the local selection of shower curtains, I took to the internet. But if you're here at the Vortex, you must know these won't be any ordinary shower curtains:
Top 500 SAT words shower curtain ($21.99)
buy herePut The Damn Seat Down ($10.00)
buy hereMan in Towel ($85.00-not kidding!)
buy here...and we can't forget the
hooks, right?
Psycho mixed with the Elvis hooks would be about right.
Unless the guy about to be stabbed over a toilet seat was saying "but ...but...honey it's funny when I hear you go splash in the dark."