Vortex Drinking Game

I know. It's Monday. How inappropriate to be thinking of spirits so early. But I was catching up on my DVR-ed Person of Interest eppies and had an epiphany: Reese shoots people in the leg. All. The. Time.

This may not sound like a grand revelation; and if you are familiar with his Batman-ish vigilante code, you would understand why this is significant, but it started me thinking about what else we can count on with regularity here at the Vortex (It certainly isn't my posts-ha!). Here's your game:

Vortex Drinking Game

• Every time you look at Jim Caviezel and cannot help thinking Jesus Christ!, take a shot.
• Every time you wish you had a time machine to take you back to before you put your foot in your mouth, take a shot.
• Every time someone alters "MacGyver" into a new part of speech (as in "I Macgyvered that dryer vent with duct tape"), take a shot.
• Every time you watch Terra Nova and are tempted to feed the Shannon family to the dinosaurs so you can have Jim all to yourself, take a shot.
• Every time you see man-titty on a novel cover, in homage to Fabio and Romancelandia, take a shot.
• Every time you're watching a movie that tiptoes dangerously close to the creepy-older guy/too young girl romance (ala Thorn Birds, Portrait of Jeannie, Harum Scarum), take a shot.
• Every time you wish Lost would come back, take a shot.
• Every time you see a red telephone booth, take a shot.
• Every time you see a chatchke that feeds into the Elvis Presley estate machine, take a shot.
• Every time you hear a Keith Urban song and wish to go down under (take that how you will), take a shot.
• Every time you feel the injustice of an unfair Words with Friends move, take a shot.
• Every time someone speaks of the truth and your mind immediately heads for Mulder and Scully, take a shot.
• Every time you hear the word quantum, take a shot.
• Every time you see a close-up shot of Beth Chapman's talons or spiked heels on Dog the Bounty Hunter, take a shot. (Seriously, we got that she's a vixen already)
• Every time you watch a Harry Potter movie or a Beavis and Butthead episode with another person who then insists on imitating the unique vocal qualities of either ad nauseum, take a shot.
• Every time your watch stops, take a shot.

Happy Monday and Happy Drinking, everyone!